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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5521 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 5259 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9868 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.
also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?