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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1768 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!
