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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1909 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 983359 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!
