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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2364 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8876 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
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