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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3026 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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