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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!
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