Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 1504 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 6672 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
