HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Animals Bred:	144
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8402	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	260	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	3591	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2607
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!