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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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