Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 273 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Emeralds Found: 5511

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Enchantments Applied: 122
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 619
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Potions Brewed: 136 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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