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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8677 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3059 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?