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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?