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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Star Shards Collected: 77 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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