LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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