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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Animals Bred: 180
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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