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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 873282 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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