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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2525 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 842 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!