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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!