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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5779 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!