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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3715 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!