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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2119 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Mines Excavated: | 1042 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7552 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 4000 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
