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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6980 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!