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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5660 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!