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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1396 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!