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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5593 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!