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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 637 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!