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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6282 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by the healthcare system in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and surviving with your homies!
We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!
So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
