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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2989 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2521 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!