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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1502 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9946 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!