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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Void Armor Forged: 28
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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