Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magic Items Found: 7002
Farms Harvested: 639 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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