Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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