Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7959 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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