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VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

armor, bedrock, boss fights, Builders, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Map, Mature, meets, MONEY, Network, Other, Plot, Quest, RPG, sadly, Shops, Sight, SKY, Terrain, torrent, Version, weapons, Website, Wiki

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	92	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimension Hops:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1340	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9462
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	600829	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5222	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1366
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4