Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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