Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magic Items Found: 5134

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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