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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mines Excavated: 2963

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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