He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Magic Items Found:	4283
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7690

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mines Excavated:	3237
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crops Grown:	6419
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.