Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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