Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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