Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Runes Activated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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