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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	6271	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Wive server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8880
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	7888	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	242	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	764928	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8655	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	182	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	112856
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	332

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net