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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

CorpsCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2945	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

69.175.57.211

Dragons Hammer Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	2945	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

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mc.dragonshammer.es

GodzCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

Web Store Link! http://www.GodzCraft.com/Shop Play.GodzCraft.com

–> Visit http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/godzcraft-3235080/

Play.GodzCraft.com

Nostalgia Craft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	1749
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Nostalgia Craft

Looking for a Unique Hard Core PvP Faction server, with a twist !

RAIDER !, GRIEFERS and TROLLS are Welcome !

Come see us at Nostalgia Craft.

We are a 1.6 Premium 24/7 Paid Host server Hosted In Sydney Australia, we consist of friendly staff and a great Atmosphere.

The aim of the server game is to become the best in 30 days, you can either work together as a team building with Factions nonscoring or become a lone Woolf and raid houses when the members are not looking, but here is the twist !, once the 30 days has been reached the PvP world is reset and you start again on your epic adventure.

The PvE world is a Donor only world that has included perks that allows people who have donated to the server to be in a calm and friendly environment building as much as you can with out having to worry about a reset, because the Donor World Is never reset XD.

203.33.121.17:25570

VindexCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	794884	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Visit our website to learn more!

VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

play.VindexCraft.net

UltimateCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	5218	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

184.154.38.70

MineCrafterCity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7956
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

play.minecraftercity.com

Cakecraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

108.166.190.37

Minecraft Junkie

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Potions Brewed:	182
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Play.minecraftjunkie.com

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crops Grown:	6924
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	314

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

fusion.mine.bz

Ulfcraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ores Mined:	3204
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	46

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

46.253.196.84:25665

MasterMinerZ

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Farms Harvested:	553	Emeralds Found:	702
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

mc.masterminerz.com

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

185.16.85.50:25965

The Sandlot

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7150	Dragon Eggs Found:	1857
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Votes:	8107
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	126	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com