Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 408
    Falling into the Void: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateWatchMinecraftSMP

    HateWatchMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyGoodVibes

    CraftyGoodVibes
    If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Animals Bred: 59 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

    Blessed Israel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

    Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

    Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

    So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mines Excavated: 4412
    Astral Projections Made: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

    Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 407 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6613
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Emeralds Found: 6660

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BILcraftBaby2021

    BILcraftBaby2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4549 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

    ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 170

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

    SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

    Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2779 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Farms Harvested: 920
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

    Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Potions Brewed: 112
    Gods Slained: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 230 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBacheloretteFashion

    BlockyBacheloretteFashion
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

    Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

    Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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