HateWatchMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	870788
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	3615
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2160
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	4194
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8950	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Star Shards Collected:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7137
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	405	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	4015	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	158	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1