Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54 Crops Grown: 8763
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8039 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1736 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9318

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Runes Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Animals Bred: 41
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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