Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Waffle sonne

Cracked, Economy, Land Claim, PvP, Shop, Survival, Tournaments

waffle&sonne minecraft

Server Type: Survival

IP: wafflesonne.com

Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter)

About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items.

Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LunaCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Are you looking for a fun and friendly community Minecraft Server? Then LunaCraft is the place for you! NOW WITH FACTIONS AND GAMES!! The LunaCraft family is very tight knit and is looking for new players to join us! We are a friendly survival server with some cool plugins, like Jobs, Auctions, and ProtectionStones! The Owner of LunaCraft is also the developer of many of our plugins, so we will always be quick to fix any bugs that appear, and we are very quick to update. Our server has PvP on, however many players choose not to PvP, but if you would like to, you are allowed to! We are also currently looking for staff, so come on down, play a bit, get to know everyone, and you can apply on our website! We hope to see you down at LunaCraft soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

imyvm

Economy, Mini Games, Vanilla

Genuine survival server, small games, ordinary and warm, suitable for permanent residence, welcome to join, for more details, see https://imyvm.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lifetropolis

smp

🎉🔥 Introducing the most thrilling addition to the Minecraft universe: Lifetropolis ! 🔥🎉🌟 Get ready to embark on an epic journey like never before! Lifsteal Server is officially launching, and it’s loaded with a treasure trove of features that will keep you on the edge of your seat! 💰 Economy System:Forge your path to riches with our dynamic economy system. Buy, sell, and trade goods to become the wealthiest player in the realm! 🎯 Bounties: Hunt down your foes or become the hunted! Set bounties on other players and watch as the excitement unfolds in the quest for rewards! 🛍️ Auctions: Discover rare treasures and unique items up for grabs at our exhilarating auctions. Bid against fellow adventurers and secure your place as the ultimate collector! 👷 Jobs: Choose your profession and master your craft! From mining to farming, there’s a job for every aspiring adventurer to excel in and earn lucrative rewards! ⚔️ PvP Arenas: Test your skills in heart-pounding PvP battles! Enter our specially designed arenas and prove your worth as the mightiest warrior in the land! 🌎 Resource World: Embark on a journey across vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures. A world that will reset every 12 hours to gain more riches and fortune 🔒 Secure Gameplay: Your safety is our top priority! With robust anti-griefing measures and dedicated staff, you can explore and build with confidence in our secure environment. 👑 Become a Legend: Rise through the ranks, claim your place among the legends, and leave your mark on the Lifsteal Server universe! 🚀 Don’t miss out on this monumental launch! Join us now and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on Lifsteal Server – Where Every Moment Counts 🚀IP: lifetropolis.minehut.ggDiscord: https://discord.gg/zmTmUGMheVshop: https://lifetropolis.tebex.io

🔗 Connect with fellow adventurers, share your stories, and stay up-to-date with the latest news and events! The journey begins now! 🔗

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

creative.land

Creative, Roleplay

Creatively is a server which hosts one of the safest building areas in Minecraft, in which all players can build on.

It’s main world, the flatbuild, features two sides of turf, the Guest Build and Builder Build. Only trusted players can enter the Builder Build, so this side of turf is much less limited in what it’s allowed to do. However, if you do decide to build in Guest Build, that’s no worry! We’ve got moderators who are always watching, no matter what.

Teleporting and setting your gamemode is free for everyone.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hispania Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The best minecraft server in haba hispana! We have: KitPVP, FFA, EggWars (Solo Normal, Solo Speed, Team Normal, Team Speed), SkyWars (Solo/Team/Lucky), The Towers, Hunger Games… and more! {All minigames are 100% in Spanish!} WE WILL BE READY: Blockwars, Miniwalls, Quake, Escape the Beast 3!, Defend the village, skyblock, PVP… and some other surprises!

What are you waiting for? Join hispania!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Odysseysmp

Earth, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP, smp

OdysseySMP is a fun and friendly EarthSMP minecraft server. We have a welcoming and active community and staff who will help you with any worries/questions you have. Our Minecraft network is relatively new but that doesn’t mean we are lackluster, we have a dev team who never stops working to bring out updates you’ll love

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bedrock is Unbreakable

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Survival

Hello brothers. Sisters. We join here today to game on. Game hard. Game strong. That’s right my squirts, my sons. It’s time to game on. And it’s time to Game On Strong. Mine, Craft, and build your way to success in this kill or be killed PVP anarchy no rules bar mitzvah bash. That’s right, you make the rules in this world. Earn Cummy Coins and buy the finest loot ON THE GLOBE just kidding the earth is flat. Nasa uses CGI to create round images of the earth, the moon is a projection. Wake up, sheeple

– Anarchy! No rules! – Team up with friends in clans and raid foes! – Set homes for yourself and your clan! – Exchange currency for resources in spawn.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Iron Raptor

Survival

Established in early 2011, Iron Raptor provides a long term building environment with no map resets. A wide assortment of tools are provided to our members, enabling them to protect their builds and creations.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4129	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Zelicraft network

Faction Survival, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

Minecraft server based on Minigames and Survival modalities dedicated to an audience that loves variety and varied content as well as an audience that likes new things, linked to the Facebook streamer Zelika.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RaidCentral

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

RaidCentral offers a top-tier Minecraft factions experience.

Endless fun, action-packed adventures, and a huge community…

Will you conquer or be conquered?

IP: raidcentral.com MC Version: 1.7 – 1.11

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

uzumaki

Mini Games

I am happy to present to you A brand new exclusive minecraft minegame server which has just opened its doors to the general public. We are leaving it in 1.8 for the moment but we will probably change that later. Create your base, plunder, dominate faction Join us quickly! ip: minecraft94.omgserv.com (if there aren’t many people yet it’s because it has just opened, we’re counting on you to expand the community! 🙂 )…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4346	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Elitecraft survival

Community, Creative, Land Claim, MCMMO, No pvp, PvE, Skyblock, Small, Survival

Come join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Here at EliteCraft, it is our passion to create and maintain the best community in Minecraft. That is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun 🙂

We primarily focus on creating a community centered survival experience with limited PvP and layers of grief protections such as land claims, item locks etc. When you join our server, you will spawn in the survival server. This server is the primary server of EliteCraft. Founded in 2011, we now have much experience, refining our craft and listening to our players to create the best possible realm for our members to join. We have an active staff team whose goal it is to make sure everyone feels at home and respects each other, with a Minecraft experience that can be enjoyable for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and prosper. Join us now! It is very quick and easy to join and start building.

Creative: At our Creative server, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no griefing or PvP! Additionally, we offer hundreds of unique features including; FULL creative mode immediately after joining, HUGE protected plots for anyone to claim, an array of commands for all players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot and so much more!

Skyblock: Our SkyBlock server offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: EC-MC.NET

Site: elitecraft.net/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Simbey World

Factions, Survival

Come play on a survival/factions server that hands out free items just for playing! Explore the world, build a fortress, trade with the villagers! The origin is periodically reset, so be sure to go beyond 512 blocks from (0, 0) to build.

The rules are simple: 1. Raiding is allowed, but griefing (being destructive for the sake of being destructive) will get you banned. 2. Don’t kill the villagers. Trade with them. 3. Don’t ask to be staff. This server runs all by itself. 4. Don’t connect with a modified game client.

Unlike other servers, you won’t be nagged about voting or donations. The chat will actually be quiet as you play! Also, there aren’t intrusive/abusive “staff” players who will follow you around or harass you. While no Minecraft server can guarantee complete privacy for private messages between players, you can rest easier knowing that no one is reading private messages in real-time (like on some servers). Finally, this server promotes and encourages free speech. You will not be banned for saying anything in chat or for what you write on signs or in books in the game. Of course, you may be mocked for being stupid, so don’t be stupid. 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sunpark

Economy, Roleplay

Welcome! This is an amusement park for young and old!

Welcome! A themepark!! FOR EVERYBODY!!

(Opening not yet announced!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!