Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	186	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bear-craft

Creative, Survival

Do you feel like surviving or making Creative buildings on 1.16.1?

As you can see, on our server you can play on the latest version 1.16.1 and also the new update of the nether.

So if you feel like surviving, we welcome you to the server and you can claim a place in the world.

If you just want to make buildings in creative, that is also possible. We also have creative on 1.16.1. You start with a plot of 50 by 50 and every hour you are online you get 75 to save for additional plots that cost 250 in game.

Hopefully we can meet you on the server soon. Lots of fun. The Bear-Craft staff team.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roguium

Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Roleplay/surival/prison Server. We combined Prison with survival so If you need money you can buy a private mine and get a mine beside your house!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cubettology

Server IP: mc.cubettology.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HyperMine

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

•► Server hosted 24/7 ◄• ◘ Contains Survival 1.12, KitPvP 1.8/1.12 and SkyWars 1.12. ◘ Staff profesional. ◘ Forum: foro.hypermine.net ◘ RESOURCES AND RANKS Store: hyperminenetwork.buycraft.net ◘ Own configuration.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

guildcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

my first server! please dont meme me too hard. the only staff on here is me and my brother. looking for long term moderators.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minesteal network

Adventure, Events, FullPvP

Hello! I am Just4z. Founder and owner of Minesteal Network. Our server is a Survival/Lifesteal based server. It is also for cracked and bedrock players. We currently have lifesteal at the moment but many more gamemodes are coming really soon.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	154

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BurningMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

BurningMC is Residence-PvP. Here we have Custom Quest, Crates, Auctions, MiniGames and more cool stuff. Join in our server. We guaranteed that you will have fun. Also you can buy ranks and more stuff on our site burninngmc.info JOIN NOW!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kasai Network

Prison

We need staff! Hi There! We are a brand new server created yesterday by our owner, K_TB and our jack of all trades, Duncangaming. We currently need all types of staff and players, so come join!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

D a c i a n

Survival

1. Classic Minecraft: the game is improved without changing its meaning! PS no useless plugins that break the game and make you feel like you’re not playing minecraft anymore.

2. The server is customized, the changes being 99% translated into Romanian (shop, trade, etc.). Don’t forget that you were once part of the Dacian Empire! In addition to the original Minecraft story, the server also has parts leading to DACIAN CUSTOMS (names, experiences, characters)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hungry network

Bedwars minecraft server 1.8 to 1.20.c

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	1711
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Finprison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Finprison is Finland’s most versatile Minecraft Prison server. Your task is to level up in the mines by working and completing story missions. Be excited about the roulette result or chat with thousands of different players. Our server has over 80 questable characters with a total of over 200 quests! New tasks are constantly being added according to players’ suggestions.

Finprison is the only Finnish server where, in addition to the Java version, you can play on a phone, Windows 10 version or even a console. Finprison has been carefully designed and optimized for the Bedrock version, so that everyone has the best possible gaming experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedHill

Creative, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Experience semi-vanilla Minecraft at it’s finest!

Welcome to your first glimpse at Redhill! We are a semi vanilla community based server with a friendly player base. We are builder friendly, with many of our staff and returning players being stellar at the craft. You don’t have to be a regular Grian to join though; there are plenty of ways to play here!

Embark on a journey on with your friends, or come alone and make some new ones! Then use our land claim system to build a masterpiece that’s yours and yours alone! We have a designated shop area to strike it rich even without having to hit the mines! Whether you come alone or in a group, we cant wait to see what you can do!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Celestial expanse mc

action, Creative, Fun, Movecraft, Space, Survival, Towny

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server.

There is an extensive tech tree involving everything from Refineries, Solar Panels and Turbines to functional Vehicles – Like Starships, Tanks and More!

Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s!Key Features Include:– 100% Free to Play! We say NO to donations and NO to paid ranks!(In reality this shouldn’t even be a feature.)– Custom power system with several forms of generation as well as uses– Completely (user built) Custom (Movecraft) Ships, with only minimal % block requirements needed– Several unique and vast planets with different landscapes, biomes and terrain features.– Towny, allowing for more flexible town and nation creation– Movecraft, the Vehicle system used as the backbone of the server– A Ship-based Warping system used to get between Planets and their Orbits– Entirely Unmodded/Vanilla Compatible, only a resource pack is required!– The first Server to create 100% Autonomous, Combat Capable, NPC Ships using MovecraftIf this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out!IP: celestialmc.zapto.orgVersions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PizzaParty9

Survival

new server trying to see how this all works it is a paper server 1.18.1 i have auto sleep enabled so just give it time to wake up if no one is on hope we can all have fun if you wish to donate you can contact me on my discord at https://discord.gg/pdHGNcK

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2530

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Factions Gate

Economy, Factions

Small factions server started out last week, small player base of around 10 people at peak times. Growing quickly

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!