Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6842	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8852
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9295	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8337
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.