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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6388 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
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